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Windows fejlkoder
WinErr: 001 Windows loaded: System in danger.
WinErr: 002 No Error: Yet.
WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error: Your mistake is now in every file.
WinErr: 004 Erroneous error: Nothing is wrong.
WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted: System confused.
WinErr: 006 Malicious error: Desqview found on drive.
WinErr: 007 System price error: Inadequate money spent on hardware.
WinErr: 008 Broken window: Watch out for glass fragments.
WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered: Only God knows what has happened.
WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow: Mailbox full.
WinErr: 00B Inadequate disk space: Free at least 50MB.
WinErr: 00C Memory hog error: More Ram needed. More! More! More!...
WinErr: 00D Window closed: Do not look outside.
WinErr: 00E Window open: Do not look inside.
WinErr: 00F Unexplained error: Please tell us how this happened.
WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers.
WinErr: 013 Unexpected error: Huh?
WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked: Try anything you can think of.
WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error: System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old
Windows license is not valid anymore.
WinErr: 019 User error: Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten: Please reinstall all your software.
We are terribly sorry. (snicker)
WinErr: 01B Illegal error: You are not allowed to get this error. Next time
you will get a penalty for that.
WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error: Uncertainty may be inadequate.
WinErr: 01D System crash: We are unable to figure out our own code.
WinErr: 01E Timing error: Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait...
WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes: Additional errors will be lost.
WinErr: 042 Virus error: A virus has been activated in a DOS-box. The virus,
however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus
will be activated again.
WinErr: 079 Mouse not found: A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click
the left mouse button to continue.
WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow: Too many errors encountered. Additional errors
may not be displayed or recorded.
WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another
game?
WinErr: 683 Time out error: Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system
to complete boot procedure.
WinErr: 625 Working Error: The system has been working perfectly for the past
ten minutes. Please reboot.
WniErr: 902 Screen Error: The system is working perfectly, Windows is not lying,
your monitor is wrong.
WinErr: 72a Crucial Halt: Hang on, WHAT was that?
WinErr: 72b Memory Error: What? Tell Windows again.
WinErr: 39c Disk Error in drive a: Although your disk is in perfect condition
(Windows just formatted it), Windows didn't like it any more.
WinErr: 983 Hard Disk Error: The files on the hard disk were neatly arranged
and fully optimised, so Windows had to mess them up and put a couple of hundred
.TMP files all over the place.
WinErr: 294 BlackMail Error: Send $200 to Gates or your computer will get so
messed up it will never work again.
WinErr: 394 Memory Error: You have been attempting to run this on a Pentium
200 with 128 MB of RAM. That is not good enough.
WinErr: 872 Windows can't be bothered doing that.
Bill Gates dies and he meets St. Peter. He asks Gates ,
whether he would like to go to paradise of to hell. He shows him both - in paradise
everyone is hungry, no fun, ascetic condition all around.... And in the hell
there are lot of beautiful girls, very good food, lot of drinks, etc. So Bill
Gates decided to go to the hell. But than it starts - darkness, hot, Gates is
punished all the time. After few days St. Peter visites Bill Gates and he complains.
St. Peter says: "Never trust demo versions!"
Ja der er da også nogle der hader Linux :-) http://www.windinux.de/
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